Tuesday, February 12, 2013

The Onion: Pope to Join Catholic Think Tank (Joke)

The news satire organization The Onion has done it again, breaking at hot story about the Pope accepting a Senior Analyst Position at a Catholic think tank.  Even though this is a joke, it is quite amusing:
Just hours after announcing his resignation from the papacy Monday, Pope Benedict XVI confirmed that he had accepted a lucrative senior analyst position at a New York–based Catholic think tank, the Westchester Institute for Ethics and the Human Person. “My years at the Vatican have been tremendously rewarding, but the time has come for me to move on to new challenges, and after interviewing for a variety of different positions, the senior analyst job at the Westchester Institute seemed like the natural next step for my career,” said the 85-year-old Benedict, whose extensive résumé reportedly begins with the line “Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of Apostles, 2005-2013.” “With my experience, I believe I can bring a unique perspective to today’s most important policy debates, whether it’s opposing homosexual behavior or denouncing the use of contraception in AIDS-stricken nations. I look forward to getting started this March.” Benedict added that he plans to maintain a good relationship with his soon-to-be former employer, just in case any worthwhile positions open up in the future.
Click here for a list from Wikipedia which documents when third parties have mistakenly cited The Onion as real news.

This is not the first fictitious think tank to be created in recent memory.  Check out this previous Think Tank Watch post on the Institute for Continuing Conflict.